Christian Militia

Re: Which citizen militia, exactly?
by predicto
02/05/2008, 1:46 AM #

How many times do I have to tell ya?

It's the VRWCC (Vast Right Wing Christian Conspiracy). We put the FBI files on Hillary's desk and blew up OK City and put Vince Foster's torn up suicide note in his briefcase for Hillary to find. We also told ghost stories until Jim had a heart attack in prison. We are everywhere.

We are responsible for James Carville going bald and we are the ones that made Chelsea grow up ugly. There is no low and mean spirited thing we won't do.

But we don't hate Jews unless they are liberals. Then we lop their heads off just like we do regular liberals. We rather support the Jews and hold the position that Jews in Israel are good and Israel should own everything from the Black Sea to the headwaters of the Nile and from the Mediterranean Sea to Burma IF they promise to exterminate the non protestant Christian indigenous populations of those areas.

One of these days we will build a wall around America of Marxist immigrant skulls and indigent leftist heads. We will have blooming alpine wildflower meadows because of the slurry we will make with their bodies. This is the goal of the VRWCC: Take the head for a wall and the body for fertilizer on Pristine Alpine Wildfower Meadows of every enemy of Christ on earth defined as socialist, liberal, Marxist, heathen foreign devil, alien, we can lay our hands on domestically and abroad until there are no more unbelievers left on earth..

But I want you assholes to respect my human rights and put a foot bath in every building I might frequent to respect my religion that tells me I gotta eventually kill you. It's hard to explain, but it's only fair that you agree to my wishes, or I will kill you all in flaming conflagrations earlier that I might otherwise do so.

Praise the Lord.

Death to socialists.

Dd..