Re: An E-Male
by predicto
02/23/2009, 10:37 PM #
Two scarey G-Men were beamed onto my front porch from a cloaked and silenced black heliocopter hovering just above the Oak Treetops about 100 feet. Yep, they've got a beam down device, now, and they can virtually appear just about anywhere at any time. I've known this for months since I accidentally blundered into a secret tinfoil hat configuration that lets me listen into their calls and blocks out the mind-beam penetration the rest of the population is enduring. Then when I found that reinforcing this configuration with muffler tape makes it exponentially more effective in all ways, I knew they'd be after me like that ring that guy had in the fairy-tale movie. They didn't come right out and ask for the tinfoil hat. They mostly beat around the bush on superfluous matters, such as God, Guns and Presidents, but I could tell their darting, fearsome eyes were looking for any sign of where I might store my secret hat. Its so secret, they don't even want me to know they know about it, but they can't fool me. I know that the moment two sinister goons like this have my hat, I'm meat. The fact is, this configuration is so simple, a kid could do it, but like most tricks of the trade, they are ingenious only after someone has shown you how to do it easily. Muffler tape was pretty much an after-thought, a bit of genius. Before the G-men beamed back up, I wore my hat and beamed mind beam backlog back to them and now, everything they see that I write looks like Grimm's Fairy Tales.
They wanted to know if I could hit the President in the head at more than 200 yards or was I just kidding around at being limited. I explained that my blood pressure makes the reticles jump 3 inches at two hundred yards, and I felt that was the outter limit of my performance. They then wanted to know if O'bummer went to Seattle would I shoot him, and I told them I wouldn't drive in Seattle traffic topay Homage to the One and Only let alone to shoot an illegal alien even if he is the president. They understood, and so if O'bummer comes to the Northwest, they are going to entertain him in Tacoma Dome on the other side of Seattle. I told him that's alright with me. May as well be on the moon outta my reach as far as I was concern. And I told them there is one other big reason I don't shoot the president. They leaned in close and conspiratorily. I looked 'em right into their steely, assassin's eyes and told 'em, "I'm a chicken." They nodded their heads and pondered this for a minute and soon they were gone after a little polite talk, a short tour of the place in case one of their grandmother's get sick, yeah, sure... looking for that hat. They didn't know that with my tinfoil hat on, when their cloaked heliocopter flies over the bay, I can see the reflection of the chopper in the sky. Kinda a reverse vampire thing.
I suspect they might drop in around crab season to get a couple of fresh Dungenese Crabs for the president when he comes to the Tacomadome. And that's when I'll get him. I will fanatically train them as Suicide Bomber Crabs and promise them 72 naked Lobsters in Crab heaven full of seal bitten silvers littering the bottom. I will fit their claws with deliberately weakend rubber bands so they can free their bonds and make a mad dash for the president at just the right moment....
Don't bother sending this to the G-men. Mac and Mike (The Steeley eyed Government Assassin Beefcake sent to me to scare me away from praying for the president to get shot- it worked, but ONLY because I am a chicken) can't read anything secret like this. Cuzza the whammy I put on them with my secret MTRTH just before they beamed up.
Until Crab Season, then, G-men!
Dd
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Re: Aren't All Bishops Extreme RW?
by predicto
01/31/2009, 7:48 PM #
Any leader of any Christian Body that isn't a Conservative Politically isn't a Christian. He's a f-ing commie and should be burned at the stake as a saboteur like we should do to that f-cking nigger presently in the whitehouse.
They, like the nigger are Obaminztions.
Dd
by predicto
01/31/2009, 7:48 PM #
Any leader of any Christian Body that isn't a Conservative Politically isn't a Christian. He's a f-ing commie and should be burned at the stake as a saboteur like we should do to that f-cking nigger presently in the whitehouse.
They, like the nigger are Obaminztions.
Dd
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Uhh, Dawg, Aren't YOU Also Proletariat?
Re: So human slavery is a moral insitution-that's your position?
by predicto
02/04/2009, 10:44 PM #
If at a school assembly they grabbed a dozen little toughs out of the student body, marched them to the central floor, knelt them down and shot them through the brain the authorities would gain credibility. Then they could tell the little bastards (3/4 of black kids and Mexican kids are bastards) that the first gang sign, strut or mannerism they see will merit the same treatment. Commensurate with this the Fed would release killer teams into the hoods to take out any strutting little punk that acts looks walks or talks gangsta. All illegal alien children would be simply putin dump trucks and never heard from,again. (dumped at sea)
Then we'd have peace and security again in this country and you could go to school without worrying about those Afro and other foreign types.
"No child left behind alive" should be the motto.
Timeto start dustingoff the nation's goodness and protecting the hopeful from the hopelesss.
God damn the Proletariat! wipe 'em out!
Dd
by predicto
02/04/2009, 10:44 PM #
If at a school assembly they grabbed a dozen little toughs out of the student body, marched them to the central floor, knelt them down and shot them through the brain the authorities would gain credibility. Then they could tell the little bastards (3/4 of black kids and Mexican kids are bastards) that the first gang sign, strut or mannerism they see will merit the same treatment. Commensurate with this the Fed would release killer teams into the hoods to take out any strutting little punk that acts looks walks or talks gangsta. All illegal alien children would be simply putin dump trucks and never heard from,again. (dumped at sea)
Then we'd have peace and security again in this country and you could go to school without worrying about those Afro and other foreign types.
"No child left behind alive" should be the motto.
Timeto start dustingoff the nation's goodness and protecting the hopeful from the hopelesss.
God damn the Proletariat! wipe 'em out!
Dd
Monday, February 2, 2009
Over the Top Even for Dawgie!
Prayer for the Day.
by predicto
01/31/2009, 10:27 PM #
Dear Lord,
Please kill our president soon. Thank you. Amen.
Dd
LINK
by predicto
01/31/2009, 10:27 PM #
Dear Lord,
Please kill our president soon. Thank you. Amen.
Dd
LINK
Re: Fundamentalists picking on women? Old news, different place
by predicto
02/02/2009, 2:58 AM #
Women are helpmates. A state that allows women to interfere in government is a weak and stupid society. Men should rule the home and the state with autonomy (that way if they whelp a fagg they can kill it without problems from the neighbors or the constabulary). The women should be enthusiastic partners, but junior partners, and their glory should come from how many patriotic, third worlder killer sons they have in the Armed Forces Combat Arms Units. And tied to how many third world sons of bitches their sons have sent to hell would be her pension. Kill many third world scum, especially blacks, hispanics and Moslems, mommy gets a fat retirement bonus.
The only men that should vote are those who are Protestant calvinists, 25 years old, paying taxes, served in the military 6 years, belong to the reserves/militia and owning the equivalent of 40 acres and a mule. No one who has a government paycheck should vote unless he is a military man. No one receiving an entitlement should ever be allowed to vote, again. He has become a leech and drunk from the trough of freeloaders. He can never be trusted again with the vote.
Only solid, independent, virile, adult males should be able to vote. The rest can follow along safely in our wake, if we are good men. If we are Calvinists for Christ, we will be, by definition the best men on earth and we will provide the safest most secure homes on earth witht he best leadership and nurture.
Dd
by predicto
02/02/2009, 2:58 AM #
Women are helpmates. A state that allows women to interfere in government is a weak and stupid society. Men should rule the home and the state with autonomy (that way if they whelp a fagg they can kill it without problems from the neighbors or the constabulary). The women should be enthusiastic partners, but junior partners, and their glory should come from how many patriotic, third worlder killer sons they have in the Armed Forces Combat Arms Units. And tied to how many third world sons of bitches their sons have sent to hell would be her pension. Kill many third world scum, especially blacks, hispanics and Moslems, mommy gets a fat retirement bonus.
The only men that should vote are those who are Protestant calvinists, 25 years old, paying taxes, served in the military 6 years, belong to the reserves/militia and owning the equivalent of 40 acres and a mule. No one who has a government paycheck should vote unless he is a military man. No one receiving an entitlement should ever be allowed to vote, again. He has become a leech and drunk from the trough of freeloaders. He can never be trusted again with the vote.
Only solid, independent, virile, adult males should be able to vote. The rest can follow along safely in our wake, if we are good men. If we are Calvinists for Christ, we will be, by definition the best men on earth and we will provide the safest most secure homes on earth witht he best leadership and nurture.
Dd
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Jesus Was a White Suburbanite
Re: "Thou shalt not kill/murder"...
by predicto
01/27/2009, 2:07 PM #
Actually, his features were markedly occidental. Abraham came from Ur and Ur was an affluent white suburb of Nineveh which was barely swarthy, and that only by virtue of the sun. The smartest and nicest people on earth at that time, just like they are today are the white people, even still after years and decades of communism, even. Notice how the various forms of niggers and gooks refuse to live like civilized human beings. No where on earth do you find a civilization so compassionate and caring as white people's. Look where the nigggers live. Robert Muggube is their ilk. The Gooks? All a bunch of Pol Pots. Greasers? Ortega and Castro to a man scratch the surface. The solution, the final one, kill all of them and use the rest of the world for a wilderness vacationland for Christian Rightwing Americans in Love and maintained by labor gangs of white liberals being worked to death for the pleasure of their betters.
Death to liberals and their Useful Idiots (the various forms of niggers!.
Dd
by predicto
01/27/2009, 2:07 PM #
Actually, his features were markedly occidental. Abraham came from Ur and Ur was an affluent white suburb of Nineveh which was barely swarthy, and that only by virtue of the sun. The smartest and nicest people on earth at that time, just like they are today are the white people, even still after years and decades of communism, even. Notice how the various forms of niggers and gooks refuse to live like civilized human beings. No where on earth do you find a civilization so compassionate and caring as white people's. Look where the nigggers live. Robert Muggube is their ilk. The Gooks? All a bunch of Pol Pots. Greasers? Ortega and Castro to a man scratch the surface. The solution, the final one, kill all of them and use the rest of the world for a wilderness vacationland for Christian Rightwing Americans in Love and maintained by labor gangs of white liberals being worked to death for the pleasure of their betters.
Death to liberals and their Useful Idiots (the various forms of niggers!.
Dd
Uhh, Doggie, are You Again Advocating the Assassination of the President?
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